Look ma, a website or whatever.
Well, this is awkward. You must have found this place because you read something I wrote. I apologize, and I do hope you feel better soon. Since you’re already here though, feel free to snoop around. (Just don’t touch the little velvet reindeer figurine. It’s haunted as fuck.)
Make a blood pact!
Interested in bonding ourselves beneath a full moon? Fill out some info and I’ll be in touch shortly. I can’t wait to get metaphysically tangled up in some ancient curse with you!